This trip was to be a Hunting Expedition, and going off to gather mineral or botanical curiosities was not going to be tolerated. It is also a confusing place, where one can easily become seperated from one’s party while struggling to navigate in three dimensions.
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The Diadem is a place full of rare minerals and fantastic reptillian behemoths, all of which are prepared to consume the unworthy. In more interesting news, I have discovered the exact temperature at which Hyuran blood freezes or evaporates, which was more rewarding than this holiday.įfxiv mateus rp Final Fantasy XIV ffxiv mateus rp gridaniaīuckle your swashes and prepare to speak incoherently, for today I joined the Marooned Marauders on one of their Diadem expeditions, financed in part by House Hallienarte of Ishgard. I have informed Nonobu that I do not appreciate being assigned to cover these awful spring holidays, and that if this trend continues, that I will use her as an Onahole. Happens if you build your city in the woods like a bunch of animals. Or maybe some vermin decided to have a snack. Gridania is so Godsdamned boring a city that people are resorting to stealing eggs. Also there are Spriggans because why not? With a name like Hatching-tide, it was my fervent hope we would be celebrating the Anglers of Eorzea - a personal hobby of mine. In celebration of this non-miraculous event, people paint eggs, hide them, and then go looking for them. I was at Cartenau, and while my memories are blurry, I would damn well remember seeing a bunch of mythological entities riding around on eggs. If you know anything about Mi’qote of either clan, you will understand why the word is in quotation marks.īut anyway, this woman had a dream that The Twelve stopped the Sixth Calamity while riding eggs, for reasons. In the City of Tree-Fucking Sil’dihni we call Gridania, there is a festival named for a “maiden” called Jihli Aliapoh. Leave it to the Asshole Capital of Eorzea to outdo the rest of us when it comes to stupid holidays. I take back everything I said about Little Ladies’ Day.
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